W- Singing "Sometime when we touch..."
W - "I have enough clothes to last me two weeks"
H - "I think I have enough clothes, but I don't know. My clothes suffer from the condition described in Animal Farm. Some shirts are more equal than others."
H - "Sometimes I don't know how to tell you 'I love you', so I kiss you."
H - "Are you following me with your eyelashes?"
H - "If I had to describe your personality like a space station, I'd say you're the death star. From far away you're a pretty moon, but if someone gets on your bad side you start blowing up planets! ...Beware of the dark side."
W - "I'm sorry i'm a couch potato today."
H - "It's ok. I'll be the bacon and chives to your couch potato any day."
H - "You don't want genetically engineered babies? They could have three arms!"
W - "Three arms?! That wouldn't classify them as a freak. At all."
H - "At least we can say, 'I thought it would come in handy.'"
H - "You don't want to be a blob of contiguous earth tones."
W - "You shouldn't call your wife a blob."
H - "Yes, the napkin's on fire."
H - "Now that we're married, what should we do."
W - "Try to take over the world!"
H - "How do we do that?"
W - "Well, we'll need to make minions... This will be a slow moving process."
H - "SO, that's what we'll tell the children when they ask why we have such a large family."
H - "You're like a computer code error. Like the ones that pop open suddenly."
W - "I'm the blue screen of death?!"
H - "No! You're like the netflix offers. "You've won a free month"! Except in this case, I've already got a subscription."
H - "It's the kind of cake I want to destroy with my face. It's so pristine, so smooth and flat. Not a knife, my face. It would leave teeth marks. You could have several people bite it on all sides and pull up dental records."
H - "Lick you? I didn't lick you. I just placed my tongue on you. Licking requires movement of the tongue. There was no movement! I was just trying to keep you warm...with my tongue."
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